we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Oh god it's open bar.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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