okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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