Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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