I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night