well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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