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(616): View more from Michigan

yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.

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(703): View more from Virginia

grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it

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(812): View more from Indiana

if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function

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(775): View more from Nevada

Nobody in the ambulance liked me...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You told your family you're bi over the phone?!

(240): View more from Maryland

We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.

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