You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You ruined the universe