Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed