i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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