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Who wears a wallet chain?!
operation harelip BJ is a go
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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