What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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