I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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