i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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