You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
the raccoons are back...
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