I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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