I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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