So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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