He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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