Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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