I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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