Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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