I understand Curling. That high.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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