All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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