If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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