ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Never let your siblings swipe right.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
