Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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