chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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