I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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