420 ftw
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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