how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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