Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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