i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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