matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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