At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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