I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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