My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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