She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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