how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I would ride that face into the sunset
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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