Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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