woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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