just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How external is "for external use only"?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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