We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
