she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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