So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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