please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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