i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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