4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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