OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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