Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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