if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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