what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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