We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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