$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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