Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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