So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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