so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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