Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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