So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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