Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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