Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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