we have officially lost it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i drank out of a bidet.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
